Wednesday, October 19, 2011


So I realise I don't post as much as I should and I might have to admit that I'm spending more time on my Tumblr account but that doesn't mean that I have forgotten about you, because I haven't.

I guess I'm going through another season (an unpleasant one) and it's hard to make happy posts sometimes, ye?

But I've been saving this bit of happiness: I'm going to Joburg next weekend to see my amazing mother who I think needs me just as much as I need her. Even though I need her a lot, a lot. Sometimes all I need to cure me of the blues is a sit-down with her and maybe a cry and life's little woes (and sometimes the big ones too) seem not-so important anymore, like I'm not alone and neither have I ever been because I have her.

I'm also really excited for the Halloween party happening at Townhall which I went to last year and for some reason all I remember from that night (other than Odete throwing a banana at me) is that I saw my ex before hand. Bla bla bla and I was really happy and then a few days afterwards I was really sad. So hopefully that won't be the case this time.

Anyway, myself and a friend are dressing up together and we're totally going to be bangin' and I couldn't think of anyone better to go with<3

I'm fucking excited to see some awesome people, especially Claudia, Devin, Jo and Odete - the people who know how to make this gal smile and I'm ready to drink excessively and then return to Cape Town maybe a little happier than when I left.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

So I started a Tumblr account. To basically say everything I can't say on here. It's anonymous and I doubt anyone will ever find it... It just feels good to get something out and not be judges for it.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Daisy Blues

It's been three days since Rocking the Daisies and I'm feeling a little blue to say the least.

Can I just tell you how much of a bitchin' time I had?

-My days were spent with the most delicious of people, who made the heat wave seem more bearable and who will entertain even the most serious of people. It was pretty sad to see them leave back for Joburg though :(

But on the plus side, I got to meet awesome new Cape Town babes (especially Scotty) who found me hilarious and were convinced I'm definitely not lesbian (score!)

-My nights were spent with the beautiful, Amy Green who gave me butterflies and held my hand and who I got to sit with by the moonlit dam until early morning hours.She told me I was a treat and I'm pretty sure that meant that she liked me because then she gave me a kiss *insert blush*

-I got to witness the greatness that is LARK, for which I am still trying to muster the words.

But now it's real world time and I'm left with my memories:

  • "I'm feeling rape-y"
  • "There is no method to my madness"
  • Getting mouth raped by Brad
  • Being the last man standing both nights.
  • "Let's get busy with those tits"
  • "I'm just a crazy gal looking for a good ol' fashioned, fun time"
  • "Dang gurl, how'd you get so fly?"
  • "Get loose on tha dance flo'"
  • And basically everything Kendra and I said to each other.
  • But most importantly: "You are a treat"

Long, dramatic sigh<3


Happy Hump Day<3
I think a piece of me is a little bit in love with the girl who blogs, but at the same time I know my heart beats a bit faster when I'm around you as well.

After four years there's still a piece of you in me<3

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Mandatory Sex Party

Because I'm basically in love with Allie Brosh from Hyperbole and a Half I will do as she says and what she says is that I must let you guys know about Mandatory Sex Parties and why they are important.

Instead I'll post what she said about them,
"Okay, so I think a mandatory sex party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex.  I would think that these parties often disguise themselves as costume parties or birthday parties or baby showers but THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is?  It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

And then the raping would commence.  

It's just a rough definition... "

Also I will attach a video of Allie being sexy and seductive.

Now go have mandatory sex parties but remember to pay your dues to Allie.

I'll let you know when we set a date for the wedding<3

Rocking the Daisies


The day is drawing nearer and my liver has already started to shake.

Not only am I going to a kick ass festival, but I get to jam with some of the most awesome Joburg homies known to man :D

Sarah Payne who has long mermaid hurrz and the most delicious lips will be staying with me for a few days (just cuddling and making love-eyes)

Cute hey?

Also, the mildly inappropriate but endlessly fascinating slut, Kendra :D

Along with many other fantastic babes (unfortunately my best friends won't be there ='[ )

But none of this would have been possible if it weren't for Hannah - AKA Handa :D

I'm too stoked to watch Lark and get drunk under the stars while jamming with the pretty faces of people I love<3

Daisies, we heart you!!!<3